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By Some Miracle

by Stephen & Tha Boiz

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1.
Stephen's Laugh (Dubstep Remix) (Intro) (feat. Lil Wayne) 01:12
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#paperqanq Swaq in the forty stank Limit off that pimpin' ho Like 365 Nobody like Lil Wayne Like the psych cake decorator Fuckin' with the swaq In the forties, look Funky wagnall Sex on the beach With a faggot In the hard drive Markel on the jumpoff With the sweet spleeze Cough syrup
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You're Looking Sexy, Stephen 03:56
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STEPHEN Mmm. Oh yeah. Feelin' funky. Ooh, this beat is fresh. It's a fresh beat. LADIES Hey Stephen. You're looking sexy. STEPHEN Thank you ladies. I know I am. LADIES Stephen, Stephen! We wanna do you! STEPHEN Ladies, that's pretty dirty. I'm not ready for the commitment. FELLAS Hey, Stephen. STEPHEN Oh hey, fellas! FELLAS We want your body. We want it bad. You make us gay. So very gay. We want you bad. We want you bad, bad, bad. STEPHEN Now, fellas. I don't roll that way. That's just weird. I'm not gay. Ridin' my car. Ridin' my car. Ridin' my car. Everybody wants me. Ridin' my car. Ridin' my car. Everybody says hi. They don't even know me. They just wanna do me. Can't help it! Just so sexy. *sex sounds* That is a fresh beat. A very fresh beat. I got a dog. I got a dog. It's a talkin' dog. Only I can hear it. It whispers in my dreams. It says "you're so sexy, Stephen!" Mmm. Mmm. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And I shake it. I shake it up. I shake it up. Mmm mmm mmm. Chillin' at the bar. Chillin' at the bar. With my dog. With my dog. [instrumental break] STEPHEN One time when I was a kid, my father beat me. MATT Funky! STEPHEN Funky fresh. I like those beats. I like those beats. But not from my father. They hurt. They left emotional scars that you can't see, even though I look sexy. Deep inside, I'm crying. I'm crying. Only my dog understands. Yesterday I ran him over with my car on purpose. But that's OK. That's OK. He ate too much food anyway. *sex noises* Now my car has blood stains on it. I can't get them out the leather seats. I scrub, and I scrub. People still find me sexy even though my car has blood stains on it. Mmm yeaaaaah.
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Midgetz 03:01
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CHORUS Bitch, get that midget out my face. Woo woo swag! Bitch, get that midget off my dick. Fuck you son! JAMES Bitches bringin' midgetz to my crib Like I'm baseball diamond Midgetz tryna light my fuckin' trees Bitch, I'm fuckin' flyin' Bitch, I wanna bone you like Ignant mothafuckas think they fuck with Ninja, is you tryna front on Bitches want my nuts, get backup from My dick brown Fuckin' with some browns like Tyler Perry new movie Bitches think they better rappers Ninja, you ain't got my swag Tryna raise a fuckin' family Like midgetz is my fuckin' dad Killin' midgetz quick You don't know my fuckin hustle Gettin' Arab money like I'm the fifth apostle CHORUS MATT Midgetz want my hustle Midgetz want my swag Bitch, like no You a fuckin' fag You're 3'8" You taste so great When I eat you off my Fuckin' plate
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Epic Fail (Interlude) 00:54
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Based Shrek 01:18
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JAMES I look like Shrek I am an ogre I fuck your bitches I steal your corn Go in the village Scare all the people Fuck all the bitches Take all the children Raise them as my own They are my children They are my kids They are my ogres These boys are my children These girls are my children They are little ogres They are known as Shrek-lets Little Shreks runnin' All in my house Swaggin' with my donkey He's makin' waffles Swag like Shrek 30 thousand million Fighting off dragons Making lots of movies CHORUS Swag Swag Swag like Shrek Swag like Shrek MATT Swag like Shrek Bitches on deck Green dick in your face You finna get wrecked Ogre bitches love me Main bitch Fiona I'm Shrek, bitch I'll bone ya Shrek 1, Shrek 2, Shrek 3 Everyone thinks I'm so sexy One billion dollars And I live in a swamp I'm Shrek, bitch Suck my glomp CHORUS
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R U Ready 4 Tha Catcall? (Interlude) 00:47
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Do The Catcall 02:49
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CHORUS Put yo' leg in the air, put yo' hands on the ground Get yo' head to the sky, and do that catcall sound Do the catcall Do the catcall MATT There are some things you need to know My boi, James, takes it slow On the first date, touch his prostate On the second, well I reckon You can try to hear his catcall but you can't 'Cuz his catcall is off the wall He's half seagull, half bald eagle It's so regal, listen people Ya understand? CHORUS JAMES I do the catcall every day I literally do it every day Matthew, fuck you bitch You’re a faggot, suck my dick Your rapping about me fuckin' sucks Your mom heard that shit and said "aw shucks" She was banging me in my condo My dick like that shit like Mondo Burger like from Good Burger That shit’s my favorite movie son You smell like rancid horse scat Your dick looks like a dead rat Your dad thinks you’re a disappointment But I’m just playin' boi, lend me some ointment CHORUS
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Chuck The Police 01:50
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MATT I'm in Chuck E, ninja Fuckin' bitches All the rats Find the cheese in my britches Put on my Chuck E suit Stick my dick out Punch a couple kids In they mothafuckin' mouth I'm a nice guy I just have some guilty pleasures Desperate times call for Desperate mothafuckin' measures Call my dudes There's a rat in the house He's a dirty motherfucker That Chuck E Cheese mouse CHORUS Chuck the police Motherchuck the police JAMES Galaxy 5000 I'm stuntin' on your faggots Fuckin' with the skee ball And chillin' with Bob Saget I'm eatin' pizza While bitches suck my fuckin' dick Fuck around with me and You wish you were a fuckin' stick CHORUS
9.
Fadi Ganq (Interlude) 00:13
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10.
Chillin' Wit Da Boiz 03:35
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MATT I spend all day every day chillin' And you can't join me unless you illin' Stephen & Tha Boiz - fuckin' girls, hating midgetz But if you ain't a dwarf girl, gimme yo' digits Alex, James, Joe, Conor, Stephen, and Will Whether rappin' or tappin' yo' girl, we got skill Ya hear someone moaning, wonder "What's that noise?" It's just yo' momma chillin' with Stephen & tha Boiz OLIVE I'm in Stephen & Tha Boiz but I'm a fucking lady James is my daddy he's the one who fuckin' made me He fucked Aaron Markel, out comes Olivia And Aaron passed down a box full of chlamydia JAMES Rockin' Johannes Bach like I'm chillin' wit' Paruta Headin' down to Sea World, bitch I'm fuckin' wit' belugas Stephen & Tha Boiz, splashin' on your bitch like Shamu I'm chillin' wit' tha boiz, fuck wit' us and we kill you ADAM Yo, I like titties, all shapes and colors Nommin' on those titties like two glazed crullers As, Bs, Cs, Ds, white, brown, black, red When a girl shakes her titties, she be messin' wit' my head STEPHEN We so sybaritic like Fyodor Karamazov Bitches in my crib and they take they fuckin' top off Relishing the libertinage of our blue lubricity Make de Sade look sane in psychosexuality Titties so supple just like Dolores Haze Booty so colossal, I'm in a fuckin' daze Dick bigger than the mothafuckin' priapus Bitches like "damn" and them bitches get on top of this ALEX Call the bitch up on my cellphone She's on my dick like it's provolone She can't believe what she's 'bout to see 'Cause I play a game called ecstasy Stephen & Tha Boiz, maxed out swag Ninja, you our equal like a dirty old rag Kick back, sit back, and take a seat While Stephen & Tha Boiz sweep you off your feet JOEY Hump on my lump like I'm Jiggle-Jiggle-Jigglypuff Chew on my T-bone like you can't get enough Double double dip, girl you know you're my chocolate Honey buns run, girl we can have fun, and Call up tha boiz, and tell 'em bring the sex
11.
Chubby Chaser 02:36
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CHORUS I need you, baby, in my life 400 pounds, you'll be my wife I'm a chubby chaser, yeah it's true If you're portly, baby, I want you STEPHEN When you go joggin' down my street I can't help but beat my meat The way your flesh rolls rise and set Let me lick the sweat underneath your breasts May I nibble that fat ass Would a French kiss be too crass Hickeys down your triple chin I pray to god you never thin CHORUS MATT Workin' up a sweat all day Chasin' after chubby Got the girl in my bath And the water's kinda bubbly Lovey dovey You my hubby Rubby rubby My meat stick Don't be surprised When you see it's eight feet thick Special delivery For my special one I like my girls wet and wild And a couple tons Pick them up at the club Ridin' on the poles Take 'em home Get my friends to fill in all the holes Turn the lights out And got myself a little weird Stick my dick in a cup The freezer, some guy's beard I don't give a fuck About your age, your name, your gender Your body's broken And my penis is a special mendor Ha ha, yeah But I ain't gay Every straight guy Fucks a couple dudes every day Drink a bit, fuck around Couple hours later Come to find Wait, rewind I just fucked Christian Slater
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The Sounds of Fat People (Outro) 02:28
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