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#paperqanq
Swaq in the forty stank
Limit off that pimpin' ho
Like 365
Nobody like Lil Wayne
Like the psych cake decorator
Fuckin' with the swaq
In the forties, look
Funky wagnall
Sex on the beach
With a faggot
In the hard drive
Markel on the jumpoff
With the sweet spleeze
Cough syrup
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STEPHEN
Mmm. Oh yeah. Feelin' funky. Ooh, this beat is fresh. It's a fresh beat.
LADIES
Hey Stephen. You're looking sexy.
STEPHEN
Thank you ladies. I know I am.
LADIES
Stephen, Stephen! We wanna do you!
STEPHEN
Ladies, that's pretty dirty. I'm not ready for the commitment.
FELLAS
Hey, Stephen.
STEPHEN
Oh hey, fellas!
FELLAS
We want your body. We want it bad. You make us gay. So very gay. We want you bad. We want you bad, bad, bad.
STEPHEN
Now, fellas. I don't roll that way. That's just weird. I'm not gay. Ridin' my car. Ridin' my car. Ridin' my car. Everybody wants me. Ridin' my car. Ridin' my car. Everybody says hi. They don't even know me. They just wanna do me. Can't help it! Just so sexy. *sex sounds* That is a fresh beat. A very fresh beat. I got a dog. I got a dog. It's a talkin' dog. Only I can hear it. It whispers in my dreams. It says "you're so sexy, Stephen!" Mmm. Mmm. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And I shake it. I shake it up. I shake it up. Mmm mmm mmm. Chillin' at the bar. Chillin' at the bar. With my dog. With my dog.
[instrumental break]
STEPHEN
One time when I was a kid, my father beat me.
MATT
Funky!
STEPHEN
Funky fresh. I like those beats. I like those beats. But not from my father. They hurt. They left emotional scars that you can't see, even though I look sexy. Deep inside, I'm crying. I'm crying. Only my dog understands. Yesterday I ran him over with my car on purpose. But that's OK. That's OK. He ate too much food anyway. *sex noises* Now my car has blood stains on it. I can't get them out the leather seats. I scrub, and I scrub. People still find me sexy even though my car has blood stains on it. Mmm yeaaaaah.
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Midgetz
03:01
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CHORUS
Bitch, get that midget out my face.
Woo woo swag!
Bitch, get that midget off my dick.
Fuck you son!
JAMES
Bitches bringin' midgetz to my crib
Like I'm baseball diamond
Midgetz tryna light my fuckin' trees
Bitch, I'm fuckin' flyin'
Bitch, I wanna bone you like
Ignant mothafuckas think they fuck with
Ninja, is you tryna front on
Bitches want my nuts, get backup from
My dick brown
Fuckin' with some browns like
Tyler Perry new movie
Bitches think they better rappers
Ninja, you ain't got my swag
Tryna raise a fuckin' family
Like midgetz is my fuckin' dad
Killin' midgetz quick
You don't know my fuckin hustle
Gettin' Arab money like
I'm the fifth apostle
CHORUS
MATT
Midgetz want my hustle
Midgetz want my swag
Bitch, like no
You a fuckin' fag
You're 3'8"
You taste so great
When I eat you off my
Fuckin' plate
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Epic Fail (Interlude)
00:54
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Based Shrek
01:18
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JAMES
I look like Shrek
I am an ogre
I fuck your bitches
I steal your corn
Go in the village
Scare all the people
Fuck all the bitches
Take all the children
Raise them as my own
They are my children
They are my kids
They are my ogres
These boys are my children
These girls are my children
They are little ogres
They are known as Shrek-lets
Little Shreks runnin'
All in my house
Swaggin' with my donkey
He's makin' waffles
Swag like Shrek
30 thousand million
Fighting off dragons
Making lots of movies
CHORUS
Swag
Swag
Swag like Shrek
Swag like Shrek
MATT
Swag like Shrek
Bitches on deck
Green dick in your face
You finna get wrecked
Ogre bitches love me
Main bitch Fiona
I'm Shrek, bitch
I'll bone ya
Shrek 1, Shrek 2, Shrek 3
Everyone thinks I'm so sexy
One billion dollars
And I live in a swamp
I'm Shrek, bitch
Suck my glomp
CHORUS
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Do The Catcall
02:49
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CHORUS
Put yo' leg in the air, put yo' hands on the ground
Get yo' head to the sky, and do that catcall sound
Do the catcall
Do the catcall
MATT
There are some things you need to know
My boi, James, takes it slow
On the first date, touch his prostate
On the second, well I reckon
You can try to hear his catcall but you can't
'Cuz his catcall is off the wall
He's half seagull, half bald eagle
It's so regal, listen people
Ya understand?
CHORUS
JAMES
I do the catcall every day
I literally do it every day
Matthew, fuck you bitch
You’re a faggot, suck my dick
Your rapping about me fuckin' sucks
Your mom heard that shit and said "aw shucks"
She was banging me in my condo
My dick like that shit like Mondo
Burger like from Good Burger
That shit’s my favorite movie son
You smell like rancid horse scat
Your dick looks like a dead rat
Your dad thinks you’re a disappointment
But I’m just playin' boi, lend me some ointment
CHORUS
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Chuck The Police
01:50
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MATT
I'm in Chuck E, ninja
Fuckin' bitches
All the rats
Find the cheese in my britches
Put on my Chuck E suit
Stick my dick out
Punch a couple kids
In they mothafuckin' mouth
I'm a nice guy
I just have some guilty pleasures
Desperate times call for
Desperate mothafuckin' measures
Call my dudes
There's a rat in the house
He's a dirty motherfucker
That Chuck E Cheese mouse
CHORUS
Chuck the police
Motherchuck the police
JAMES
Galaxy 5000
I'm stuntin' on your faggots
Fuckin' with the skee ball
And chillin' with Bob Saget
I'm eatin' pizza
While bitches suck my fuckin' dick
Fuck around with me and
You wish you were a fuckin' stick
CHORUS
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Fadi Ganq (Interlude)
00:13
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Chillin' Wit Da Boiz
03:35
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MATT
I spend all day every day chillin'
And you can't join me unless you illin'
Stephen & Tha Boiz - fuckin' girls, hating midgetz
But if you ain't a dwarf girl, gimme yo' digits
Alex, James, Joe, Conor, Stephen, and Will
Whether rappin' or tappin' yo' girl, we got skill
Ya hear someone moaning, wonder "What's that noise?"
It's just yo' momma chillin' with Stephen & tha Boiz
OLIVE
I'm in Stephen & Tha Boiz but I'm a fucking lady
James is my daddy he's the one who fuckin' made me
He fucked Aaron Markel, out comes Olivia
And Aaron passed down a box full of chlamydia
JAMES
Rockin' Johannes Bach like I'm chillin' wit' Paruta
Headin' down to Sea World, bitch I'm fuckin' wit' belugas
Stephen & Tha Boiz, splashin' on your bitch like Shamu
I'm chillin' wit' tha boiz, fuck wit' us and we kill you
ADAM
Yo, I like titties, all shapes and colors
Nommin' on those titties like two glazed crullers
As, Bs, Cs, Ds, white, brown, black, red
When a girl shakes her titties, she be messin' wit' my head
STEPHEN
We so sybaritic like Fyodor Karamazov
Bitches in my crib and they take they fuckin' top off
Relishing the libertinage of our blue lubricity
Make de Sade look sane in psychosexuality
Titties so supple just like Dolores Haze
Booty so colossal, I'm in a fuckin' daze
Dick bigger than the mothafuckin' priapus
Bitches like "damn" and them bitches get on top of this
ALEX
Call the bitch up on my cellphone
She's on my dick like it's provolone
She can't believe what she's 'bout to see
'Cause I play a game called ecstasy
Stephen & Tha Boiz, maxed out swag
Ninja, you our equal like a dirty old rag
Kick back, sit back, and take a seat
While Stephen & Tha Boiz sweep you off your feet
JOEY
Hump on my lump like I'm Jiggle-Jiggle-Jigglypuff
Chew on my T-bone like you can't get enough
Double double dip, girl you know you're my chocolate
Honey buns run, girl we can have fun, and
Call up tha boiz, and tell 'em bring the sex
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Chubby Chaser
02:36
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CHORUS
I need you, baby, in my life
400 pounds, you'll be my wife
I'm a chubby chaser, yeah it's true
If you're portly, baby, I want you
STEPHEN
When you go joggin' down my street
I can't help but beat my meat
The way your flesh rolls rise and set
Let me lick the sweat underneath your breasts
May I nibble that fat ass
Would a French kiss be too crass
Hickeys down your triple chin
I pray to god you never thin
CHORUS
MATT
Workin' up a sweat all day
Chasin' after chubby
Got the girl in my bath
And the water's kinda bubbly
Lovey dovey
You my hubby
Rubby rubby
My meat stick
Don't be surprised
When you see it's eight feet thick
Special delivery
For my special one
I like my girls wet and wild
And a couple tons
Pick them up at the club
Ridin' on the poles
Take 'em home
Get my friends to fill in all the holes
Turn the lights out
And got myself a little weird
Stick my dick in a cup
The freezer, some guy's beard
I don't give a fuck
About your age, your name, your gender
Your body's broken
And my penis is a special mendor
Ha ha, yeah
But I ain't gay
Every straight guy
Fucks a couple dudes every day
Drink a bit, fuck around
Couple hours later
Come to find
Wait, rewind
I just fucked Christian Slater
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